Heaven's Gate
I had the most beautiful dream last night
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and St. Peter met me at the Pearly
Gates
He asked me if I would like to look around, sort of a preview of
what was to come
It was very beautiful and he asked how I liked Heaven
I told him it was nice, but that I liked EOD and I would
hate having to give it up
Then he led me over a little hill and there lay the most beautiful EOD
range one could imagine
It was flat with no blowholes and the grass was green
There were no beer cans or other junk lying around
Up on top of the hill was a solid gold ten cap blasting machine
with a big silver EOD badge on it
All of a sudden a guy came stumbling by me
He was carrying two haversacks full of C-4 on his shoulder, had a
pair of silver crimpers on his belt and a stack of plastic range cards hung
from his neck
As he came by me, he smiled at me and then shot me the bird
I turned to St. Peter
and said
"I didn't know there were any EOD techs in Heaven"
St. Peter just grinned at me and replied
"My son ....that's God. He likes to think He's an EOD
Tech"